Stickmovies – The Twilight Saga

To celebrate the fact I will never have to watch another godawful adaptation of Stephanie Meyer’s godawful books, I present my retelling of the saga illustrated by stickmen in my usual sarcastic manner.


1. Twilight

2. New Moon

3. Eclipse

4. Breaking Dawn Part 1

5. Breaking Dawn Part 2


ZoneOneRadio: Zone One Digest Episode 2 – Boris, Green Goats and Vampires

The second best of show I’ve made for Zone One Radio, London’s Community Radio Station.

Cut down “home edition” available for download here:

Full online “radio edition” available here:

ZoneOneRadio – #ZoneOneDigest – Boris, Green Goats and Vampires by Stuarthardy on Mixcloud

This week’s show includes #CommunityProfile chatting to Boris Johnson about the Olympics and also Motorsport broadcaster Martin Brundle.

#InTheZone talk tennis and Andy Murray
#WorldWideRoots’ David Bailey MBE brings music from India via Bosnia with The Medieval Pundits
#LondonArts reporter Zoe Cunningham talks to novelist Tracey Sinclair
and #InGoodTaste talk salt beef to tricycle based Fleet Street entrepreneur Ben Hodges
You can follow what Stuart does here:

Episode Forty Nine: Time is Running Out

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You read the bland meaningless title! ITS LEAD INTO THE FIFTIETH EPISODE TIME MOTHAFUCKAS!!

The intelligence agency send ninjas after Stuart while he rants about a random topic he could be bothered with….enymenyminymo was involved. It turned out to the supernatural.

Sound effects stolen from
Satellite 15 – Iron Maiden
The Phantasm Theme
The James Bond Theme
Prophecy – Soulfly
Errors in the Signals – Napalm Death
Love Shack – B52s
Superunknown – Soundgarden
Stand by him – Ghost
I’m Alive – Anthrax
Psycopathy Red – Slayer
I like Boys – Song from the movie “Teen Witch”
Hunting the Witches – Bloc Party
Time’s Up – Living Colour