An Out of Context Review of Zygon: When Being You Just isn’t enough

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WARNING: Contains poorly censored naughty bits

Doctor who is one of the longest running sci-fi TV shows in history. Zygon: When Being you just isn’t enough is an officially licenced spinoff made by an independent company in which Zygons, a Doctor Who monster, have sex with humans…….because people wanted this.

NOT MINE:
Pink Room by Angelo Badamalenti (Warner Bros)
Footage from Zygon: When being you just isn’t enough (BBV Productions)
Clips and music from Doctor Who and Doctor Who (2005) (BBC)
Super Mario bros Theme (Nintendo)
Yakkity Sax by Boots Randolph (Monument)

You can watch this whole movie here: http://www.dailymotion.com/us?ff=1&urlback=%2Fvideo%2Fxnco1r_zygon-when-being-you-just-isn-t-enough-part-1_shortfilms

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An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades of Grey: Chapter 12

In this chapter, there is some more kinky sex poorly rendered in stickmen drawings by me. We also get more literary references trying to make out this shit is deep and meaningful and I ask why Ana hasn’t got the obvious literary reference to what’s happening in her life yet: that being Faust

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STUFF USED THAT’S NOT MINE
The Nightmare on Elm Street Theme (New Line Cinema)
Pure Fucking Armageddon (live) – Mayhem (Deathlike Silence)
Let’s Get it on – Marvin Gaye (Mercury)
Clip of Bill Hicks from Relentless (Rykodisc)
Clip of South Park episode “my Future self and me” (Comedy Central)
A clip from the Simpsons (Fox)
The Best of Friends from The Fox and The Hound (Disney)

An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades of Grey: Chapter 10

In this chapter, Ana appears to be an alien and has no understanding of how life on Earth functions….for reals. No one is this thick in real life. Well, some people are but a 22 year old English literature student?

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STUFF THAT’S NOT MINE:
tubular bells by mike oldfield (mercury)
psycho theme by bernard hermann (paramount pictures)
Chopin – Prelude Op.28, no. 4 in E Minor (apparently copyright EMI)
Footage from E.T. The porno (okay I have no clue who owns the copyright to this and there’s no fucking way I’m bothering to try and find out)

An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades of Grey: Chapter 9

More sex scenes! I still don’t care! People contradict themselves every five seconds and the plot completely vanishes! …why the hell am I still reading this book?

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STUFF THAT’S NOT MINE:
tubular bells by mikeoldfield (mercury)
psycho theme by bernard hermann (paramount pictures)

An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades of Grey: Chapter 8

SEX! We found it! This video offers a breakdown of why the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey are not romantic and unsexy. All that we are told is how sexy Christian Grey is, we get absolutely nothing on how Ana is feeling other than “want penis” ….are you seriously still convinced this isn’t a porn?

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Fifty Shades of Grey was poorly written by E.L. James and is published by Random House. I am not profiting from this video in any way.

MUSIC THAT’S NOT MINE
Tubular Bells – Mike Oldfield (Mercury)
Celebration – Kool and the Gang (Mercury)
Chopin – Prelude Op.28, no. 4 in E Minor (apparently copyright EMI)

An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades of Grey: Chapter 5

Apart from the last couple of paragraphs of this chapter I was seriously losing the will to live by this point, how do you people find this shit addictive?

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Fifty Shades of Grey is written (if you can call it that) by E.L. James and is published by Random House.

The music from the Shining I used is owned by Warner Bros. I am very sorry for this infringement.
I am not profiting from this video in any way.

An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades of Grey: Chapter 4

In this chapter, Ana throws up on people and Christian reveals he is a creepy stalker. Given this is a twilight fanfiction, I am not surprised in the least.

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Fifty Shades of Grey was written (if you can call it that) by E.L. James and is published by Random House.
The music from the Shining I used is owned by Warner Bros. I am very sorry for this infringement.
I am not profiting from this video in any way.