#WTFJustHappened with Stuart Hardy – Twerking Overtime – @z1radio

WARNING: Contains some Strong Language

What The F*** Just Happened? Stuart Hardy and Producer Rick deconstruct the week gone by on ZoneOneRadio

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This Week We Watched: The One Show – Stuart has some interesting features for it, including “The Different Types Of Sand” and “What Moss Is Made Out Of”

This Week We Read: Grazia and The Lady – we’d need surgery for them to be marketed at us, but still, we’ve had a look to find out what the other half read…

Bullsheet Headlines include:

‘HOW TO BEAT THE NAKED TROLLS’
‘CAMERON: I’M TOO WELL BREAD FOR SLICED LOAF’
and ‘JELLYFISH SHUT DOWN NUCLEAR REACTOR’

PLUS: We have the Exclusive Trailer for the new movie about Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, a clip from upcoming Channel 4 list show “The Top 100 Numbers” and Stuart introduces his own new magazine strand.

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SSHMFTOGCAW: The Earth Explodes Part 5: The Earth Explodes

The Earth Explodes Part 5: The Earth Explodes

How the fuck will this saga of pretentious bullshit end? Why are lizard people invading Earth? Who is the beast in space? Will Earth explode? Why did Stuart think a magic seal that had the power of teleportation was a good idea? Do you still actually care? Why is that title so generic? Who’s the one asking these questions? Will they actually all get answereed at any point?

Find out here on the final episode of Stuart’s Super Happy Magical Fun Time of General Confusion and Wonderment…

MUSIC USED
War – Burzum
Metroid Prime #1 – Metroid Prime Soundtrack – Retro Studios
Dark Agon Wastes – Metroid Prime 2 Soundtrack – Retro Studios
Hive – Metroid Prime Soundtrack – Retro Studios
Baby – Justin Bieber
Into the Devestation – Metroid Prime Soundtrack – Retro Studios
Chozo Ruins 2 – Metroid Prime Soundtrack – Retro Studios
Time Bomb – Metroid Prime Soundtrack – Retro Studios
Metroid Prime 3 theme – Metroid Prime 3 Soundtrack – Retro Studios
Opeth – The Devil’s Orchard
The Beginning and the End – Anathema
Love Shack – Hugh Carpenter, Wil Carpenter, Stuart Hardy & the B52’s

SSHMFTOGCAW: The Earth Explodes Part 4: The Lizarding

The Earth Explodes Part 4: The Lizarding

In this month long quest for answers to a cosmic science fiction plot involving the end of the world; Stuart finally arrives inside the colour green, the place where expositional characters who are either dead, in another dimension or something like that reveal plot threads and tie everything together ready for the epic conclusion next time. Yeah, its mostly filler….and a self instigated piece of gender re-alignment surgery…..yeah that happened.

MUSIC USED:

Gygas theme from Earthbound
Theme from Frankinstein Created Woman
Nightmare on Elm Street Theme
Ain’t gonna rain – Akira yamaoka
Testament – Rise Up
Nosferatu Theme
Theme from The Shining
Lavender Town music from Pokemon Red/Blue and Yellow
Hive – Metroid Prime Soundtrack
A Fine Day to Die – Bathory

SSHMFTOGCAW: The Earth Explodes Part 3: Stuart Hardy and the Metaphors of Death

The Earth Explodes Part 3: Stuart Hardy and the Metaphors of Death

Warning: this episode should not be listened to by those of a nervous disposition, its quite horrible to be honest….I mean I wrote the fucking thing and even I’m disgusted.

Lost in space, Stuart finds himself having to confront buried dark secrets of his past in a strange parallel dimension where the laws of reality don’t apply. Can he find Wil and Hugh and escape a ruthless psycopath? And what’s more, how many complaints will this episode generate? Find out here.

MUSIC USED:

Phantasm Theme – Don Coscarelli
Nightmare on Elm Street Theme
Agon Wastes #1 – Metroid Prime 2 soundtrack
Darkness – Metroid Prime soundtrack
Roivas mansion music from Eternal Darkness
Jim’ll fix it theme (shouldn’t think the BBC will have copyright issues with anyone using this anymore. Also this is the only time I will ever use music without implying recommendation, all other music I play I obviously want you to go check out, this one is purely for the purposes of plot and jokes…very sick jokes obviously….too soon?)
RITIIR – Enslaved
Circle of life – Elton John
Shining theme
Cat with wings – Hugh Carpenter
Hive – Metroid Prime soundtrack
Turisas – To Holmgard and Beyond
I Should Be so Lucky – Kylie Minogue
Time Bomb – Metroid Prime Soundtrack
Metroid Prime 3 Title Music
Pink Floyd – Is there anybody out there?
Scary Monsters (and super creeps) – David Bowie
x files theme – Mark Snow
Novelettes – The Gallery
The Grand Conjuration – Opeth

SSHMFTOGCAW: The Earth Explodes Part 2: Into The Rectum

The Earth Explodes Part 2: …Into The Rectum

Kidnapped by government forces for what feels like the billionth time, Stuart, Wil, Hugh and newcomer Spam, find themselves launched into space to investigate why the moon is farting and shitting on Earth killing those beneath the path of its excrement. If you think that sounds stupid: it is.

MUSIC USED:

Dark Torvus Bog – Metroid Prime 2 Soundtrack – Retro Studios
Phazon Mines Entry – Metroid Prime Soundtrack – Retro Studios
Before the Battle – Metroid Prime 2 Soundtrack – Retro Studios
Let’s Get it On – Marvin Gaye
Also Sprach Zarathustra – Richard Strauss – 2001 a space odyssey soundtrack
Gygas Theme from Earthbound – Creatures Inc. (division of Nintendo)
Lunacy – Swans

SSHMFTOGCAW: The Earth Explodes Part 1: The Anus Opens…

The Earth Explodes Part 1: The Anus Opens…

Two months after Stuart handed the show over to Hugh, things went to shit. Hugh quit and that was that. But on New year’s Eve, Stuart, Wil, Hugh and a mysterious newcomer to the group known as Spam are down the pub when they’re suddenly arrested, and dark events set in motion over the new year festivities…

MUSIC USED:

Stuart’s Super Happy Magical Fun Time of General Confusion and Wonderment Main Theme – Hugh Carpenter
Satellite 15 – Iron Maiden
Xibir – Dimmu Borgir
Gateways – Dimmu Borgir
Dirty Old Town – The Pogues
Deserted Base – Retro Studios – Metroid Prime 2 Soundtrack
Space – Metroid prime 1
The Eruption – Emperor

HSHMFTOGCAW: The Earth Explodes Prologue: Hugh’s Super Happy Magical Fun Time of General Confusion and Wonderment

The Earth Explodes Prologue: Hugh’s Super Happy Magical Fun Time of General Confusion and Wonderment

Hugh’s taken over the show. Its his now, not mine, I’m done, I’m outta here, I’m gonna go eat biscuits and watch TV.

MUSIC USED THAT ISN’T MINE:
I Touch Myself – Divinyls
Love Shack – B52s
Secular Haze – Ghost