I got bored of this chapter halfway through and started making a porn movie about household objects…this book really is an endurance test for the attention span.
Plot and characters (??citation needed??) from Fifty Shades Darker by E.L James (Random House)
Spawn (HBO) theme by Shirley Williams
Shining music (Warner)
Chopin Prelude E.Minor (op 28. no.4) (EMI)
Closer by NIN (Nothing/interscope)
In the opening chapter, Christian (y’know the guy that Ana broke up with at the end of the last book) invites himself to her friend’s photography show with her, accuses her of wanting to cheat on him with Jose even though they broke up because he hit her and makes her apologise for leaving him.
…………………………the beginning of a beautiful love story obviously
Plot and characters (??CITATION NEEDED??) from Fifty Shades Darker by E.L. James (Random House)
Spawn Animated Series Theme by Shirley Walker (HBO)
The Shining music (Warner)
Closer by Nine Inch Nails (Nothing/Interscope)
Watch me burrow into this new hole with a poorly directed prologue to my new stickmen animated sequel review series/torture porn parody/adaptation/thing……
…..yes I do have dumb ideas sometimes, but at least its something to do.
Gygas Theme from Earthbound (Nintendo) by Keniichi Suzuki & Hirokasu Tanaka (sorry if I spelt the names wrong)
Spawn (HOB) theme by Shirley Williams
Music from The Whining (Warner Bros.)
Barbie Girl by Aqua (Universal/MCA)
I did it. I beat Hollywood to a complete adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey (plus my insanely indepth review and analysis combined with torture porn parody stuff surrounding it)
The Plot and Characters of Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James (Random House)
Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield (Mercury)
Come to Daddy by Aphex Twin (Warp/sire/WEA/31001/Rephlex)
Beethoven Symphony 7 Allegreto Movement 2
There was no epilogue to Fifty Shades of Grey. My review has one though.
I have sort of changed my mind on not doing the whole trilogy a little bit. If only because I’ve found out that in the third book Ana goes to a topless beach…I would love to see how E.L James totally fucks that up.
I may change the formula if I end up doing the sequels though. All suggestions welcome.
Thank you for grinning and bearing it with me and now enjoy my mental epilogue to this insane 26 week long experiment to adapt and analyse an insanely bad but insanely popular book.
Thanks for watching
The Plot and characters (??) of Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L James (Random House)
Hugh “Analbag Macguffin” Carpenter who is his own person entirely
Audio to My Little Pony (Hasbro)
“Sue’s Dream” – soundtrack from Carrie by Pino Donaggio
“Temple Grounds#2” and “Chykka larva”- soundtrack from Metroid Prime 2: Echoes by Kenji Yamamoto and Kouichi Kyuma
The Fog theme by Varese Sarabande
Psycho theme by Bernard Hermann
In the penultimate chapter, Ana fights the evil arch villain Dr Crisax in his underground sea base lair and we end on a stunning cliffhanger involving laser beams and a talking goat that left me speechless and can’t wait to read the final chapter next week………….just kidding, she goes home and has sex again……WHEN IS ANYTHING GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN?
FUN FACT!! (that’s neither fun nor fact…well it is a fact): The intro scene to this episode was originally going to be the intro to chapter 22 but then I decided I liked the other one I had better…then it was going to be the intro to 23 then it ran long, then 24 ran long…and now it’s here and all is good…depending on your point of view
The plot and Characters (??CITATION NEEDED??) of Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James (Random House)
Music from the Shining (Warner Bros)
Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield (Mercury)
Music from John Carpenter’s The Thing (Universal)
Pokemon music owned by Nintendo.
Very base metaphorical dreams that E.L James thinks are deep, a literary allusion to something that everyone has read that E.L James thinks she’s clever by making reference to. This chapter is…again repetitive and bland
We are very close to the end. Please grin and bear it, I’m trying to make these videos interesting, honestly I am.
The plot and characters of Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L James (Random House)
Music from A Nightmare on Elm Street (New Line Cinema)
Music from the Shining (Warner Bros.)
Ana is on her period this chapter. That’s all I’m saying.
Also she keeps on having these out of character moments where she says something a typical concerned parent would say. It seems like E.L James forgot she was meant to be a character if this shit is anything to go by. She also forgets to clarify herself and include details for the reader so everything Ana says and thinks sounds really judgemental and stuck up.
STUFF THAT’S NOT MINE:
The plot and characters (???CITATION NEEDED) of Fifty Shades of Grey
Intro music from A Nightmare on Elm Street (New Line Cinema)
Some music box version of rock a bye baby I found on youtube