Wil and Stu’s Rantcast: Son of the Mask

Still between seasons, its Stuart’s birthday and the time has once again come for Wil and Hugh to force him to watch dreadful movie. This year’s most interesting choice was the 2005 sequel to the cult classic Jim Careey movie, Son of the Mask. Chaos and insanity ensue.

Dead Skin Mask – Slayer


Wil and Stu’s RantCast: Random 90 minute block of variety ridden burst of audio

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In this special precursor to…any new shows we happen to do. Stuart shows up at Wil’s place in Chester randomly one evening and the two record a feature with Wil’s slightly drunk housemate James Bowen. Topics include the following:
Wil’s nostalgia trip into Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 3
Scott Snyder’s run of Swamp Thing
Rayman Origins
Best Cartoons you’ve ever watched
Gnarliest porns you’ve ever watched
Most messed up films you’ve ever watched
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace in 3D
The cancellation of Skins
And Wil reciting the lyrics to the song “Stupid Hoe” by Nicki Minaj.Wil and Stu’s RantCast: Random 90 minute block of variety ridden burst of audio

Wil & Stu’s Santacast 2: Rant Harder

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In the heavily delayed Christmas special, the unpublished novelist, occasional poet and critic Wil and multi-instumentalist and paper boy Hugh decide to sing some musical numbers. Unsuccessful stand-up comic and critic Stuart sits there in silence as he has absolutely no musical talent whatsoever and just flings some shitty comments at the fucked up things that Wil says.

Merry Christmas.

Apologies for the belated upload and shitty quality of recording. Both factors can be blamed on Wil and not me, Stuart, the good one who you should lick the shoes of for trying to clean up this recording as well as he could. The typing and clicking you can hear in the background is Wil. Fuck him. The computery noise in the background is the only cunting thing cunting audacity could do to clean up the audio quality which was shit. I’m buying a new microphone. Fuck existence.

The first bit was easy to clean up then there was a massive section that was unsalvagable and then it got a little better then it got shit again and the dog ate my homework and this is seriously the least professional podcast fucking ever.



Wil and Stu’s Rantcast: Wil, Stu and Hugh’s Random Bursts of Happiness Hour

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In what can only be described as a second for the show, Wil, Stu and Hugh come together in order to talk about nothing in particular because they are a lazy bunch of fucks. They also continue to make fun of their two Australian listeners Teague Shepherd and Henry Montgomery (we love you guys really)

Opening music:
Ain’t talkin bout love

Wil and Stu’s Rantcast: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy: The movie


This week, Wil and Stuart stroke their beards and wonder “what does it all mean?” in a very methodical way, while Hugh sits and plays gameboy and moans about being bored like the bitchy immature child that he is. This week, its Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, starring every actor Stuart loves except for Christopher Walken, adapted from a book that Wil loves and features squid porn.

PLEASE NOTE: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy does not feature Squid Porn

The music from the trailer, whatever it was

Wil and Stu’s Rantcast: A Retrospective on Anthrax: A Serious Look at a Silly Band

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Wil and Stu go bizarrely serious this week as they discuss with a fiery passion, the life and career of one of their all time favourite bands that a lot of people seem to hate for some reason: Anthrax. From A Fistful of Metal through to Worship Music, if you don’t give a shit about this, what the hell are you doing listening?

Fight ’em Till you Can’t – Anthrax

Wil and Stu’s Rantcast: An alternate DVD commentary for Catwoman

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Its Stuart’s 21st Birthday, and to celebrate, Wil and Hugh suggest the trio watch the 2004 classic superhero movie: Catwoman, starring Halle Berry. Featuring pointless dull cliched buildup, nothing, nothing and absolutey no characterisation. The only way you can survive this movie, is if you listen to our commentary, I assure you it is much more entertaining.

Intro: Scandelous by Mis-teeq
Outro Ruiner by Nine inch nails


Wil and Stu’s Rantcast: The DCnU Fifty fuckin’ Two

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This week, resident comic book guy on the Rantcast, Wil, suggests that they all cover their anticipation (or lack thereof) towards the new rebooted versions of DC comics’ 52 comic book series. This takes ages and Wil, Stuart and Hugh gradually go insane over the course of the show, Wil becomes increasingly cynical, Stuart reverts to the mind of a twelve year old and Hugh’s brain flies out of his nose. To listen to this hour and three quarters of blissful agony, press download now.

I’m no Superman – Lazlo Bane

Wil and Stu’s Rantcast: Eclipse: God Help us

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Back by special request from fan Teague Shepherd, the righteous fury of Wil and Stu is unleashed upon the third instalment in the Twilight franchise. With inexplicable scenes that just come the fuck out of nowhere and mean nothing, completely pointless voiceovers, some of the most horrendous performances ever captured on film, theories about Jacob’s rapist tendencies and more musings on Edward’s sexual activities while Bella is on her period: the most offensive show on the web is back.

Neutron Star Collison – Muse


Wil and Stu: 2010 end of year round up

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Wil and Stuart with special guest Hugh take a ook back over 2010 with reference to films, music, television and video games. Hugh apologies for just about everything in the world and admits he wants to be a garbageman, Stuart gets confused and Wil insults everyone in the most evil of fashions.

Opening music: Garbage Truck by Jeff Beck

1. This was supposed to be uploaded a month ago
2. This was originally two hours long but the middle twenty minutes got cut out for reasons unknown. In that section Stuart and Wil fight over whether the social network was any good or not and Wil admits to wanting to lick a wet patch up around Ginny Weasly’s leg.