To celebrate Valentine’s Day, I decided to buy a vague purposeless little book about love to see if it contained any useful information….I didn’t expect to find any and I’m still disappointed.
Hey kids! Ever wanted to be just like me? Well now you can!!
The Hairy Man’s Guide to Cynicism is a new book by me on how to be a cynical twat. Available soon from all “good” bookshops”
Summer Samba by Walter Wanderly
By the Pool by Jingle Punks
Rhythm Changes by John Deely & the 21 players
Deck the Halls by Jingle Punks
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The Secret is a book that claims that if you buy it and do what it says, it will grant all of your wishes….apparantly life really is that simple.
Literally contains the sentence: “The time to embrace your magnificence is now”