Doctor Who & the Things of the Somethingth [FAN FILM]

Its hastily recycled material in a desperate bid for attention time! yay!

Considering making this a He who moans sub-series

Broadchurch in 60 seconds

“A sad detective series about how sad murders are, and how murders make people feel sad”

– The logline (I assume)

MUSIC USED IS NOT MINE, IT’S FROM BROADCHURCH AND IS OWNED BY ITV

Some short excerpts and a trailer

Here’s a few short things I hadn’t put on this site yet

The New Channel Trailer

Hi.

This is my channel. It is a strange place filled with things that will have you asking more questions than you will end up with answers to. Why is there a giraffe in this video? Stuart, what’s that sock puppet for? That comparison you just drew made no sense. How is what you just said relevent to anything?

To which I will say: weeeell stuff like that happens a lot in my videos, you’ll have to get used to it.

Music was Burn Your Money by Alejandro Jodorowsky

How to Write Crime Fiction with Stubag

The Adventures of D.I. Roy Kincaid

How to Write Paranormal Romance with Stubag

The Passion of L’Remberly H’rl”’;

Coming soon to all “good” bookshops

1000 subscribers: Support my stupid projects!

I reached 1000 subscribers! ,,,,this is strange and unexpected, maybe its a sign of the apocalypse

So now its time to act on my delusions of grandeur with a whole host of dumb overblown creative endeavours!

Featuring my LetsPlayer friend kingBomBeard who lives here:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtNN4f6J9b2w1j86neekaTw

NOT MINE:
KingBomBeard the person
Land of Chocolate by Alf Clausen (Fox)
Pokemon Red/Blue music and Sound effects (Nintendo)
Ocarnia of time music (Nintendo)
Cash register – kiddpark
Bite sound – gctuk
“TateModern” by MasterOfHisOwnDomain – Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons – http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:TateModern.JPG#/media/File:TateModern.JPG

500 subscribers: Get more from subscribing to Stubagful…for a price

I reached 500 subscribers! …somehow. 5002So now its time to let everything go to my head!

To subscribe to my exclusive pay-only subscription service for hours of pointless videos, click on the button to start your exclusive subscription! (wherever it is)

To buy merchandise from my webstore that definitely exists, click on the following link:

 

Musics were:
The Land of Chocolate – Alf Clausen
My Wall – Sunn O))) (best band ever)
Soundz were:
shiny ding – soundfxnow.com
telephone – freesound – acclivity

A Bunch of Trailers: Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades Darker, He Who Moans & General Channel Trailer

Hey internet! Why not waste some time watching some stupid short clips of recycled material accompanied by music! Yay! It was worth me putting these together!

To start with: The trailer for an Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades Darker

Reviewing the most vapid pop culture phenomenon in recent history Fifty Shades of Grey was one of the most trying experiences of my life as an online reviewer. So naturally the sequel was a temptation I was too weak to resist….and BOY is it a talking point!!! Never thought porn would have this much plot…especially never thought a sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey would have any plot at all let alone too much…yes I know but I couldn’t resist this one.

NOT MINE:
Music cues from the shining (warner bros)
Master and Servant by Depeche Mode (Mute Records)
THIS VIDEO NOT MADE FOR PROFIT

Next up. He Who Moans. This was the only one of my video strands without a trailer, so here it is. If you wanna share me with your friends (I’m just gonna put my rose tinted spectacles on) here’s an introduction to these cynical pieces of bile.

ALL FOOTAGE IS OWNED BY THE BBC, DOCTOR WHO IS A TRADEMARK OF THE BBC. THIS VIDEO IS NOT MADE FOR PROFIT AND NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED

And finally a stupid, grandiose big dumb general video channel trailer:

Music is In the Hall of the Mountain King – no copyright infringement intended….well duh, its one of the most famous bits of classical music ever written. No profit is being made from this video

Some more short clips from Stubagful

Hey internet! Anyone wanna see new videos from stubagful? Well here’s barely a minute and a half of recycled material!

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……………….yeah…..more videos coming soon, promise 🙂

 

Fifty Shades of Grey Product Placement: The Board Game

They made this….I haven’t bought it but to be honest, do you need to?

Fifty Shades of Grey was written (if you can call it that) by E.L James and is published by Random House
NOT MINE: Let’s get it on by Marvin Gaye (Tamla records)

Originally from “An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades of Grey” – a comprehensive chapter by chapter review of the book found here:

 

The Fifty Shades of Grey Video Game EXCLUSIVE Gameplay Footage

Coming soon to a console near you! A nonexistent RPG based on the best selling pile of pretentious whiny drivel!

Music from Pokemon owned by Nintendo.

 

The Fox and the Hound UNRELEASED ALTERNATE ENDING

Yes of course this is a joke

The Fox and the Hound is owned by Disney and has been ruined here for the purposes of satire/parody

Originally from An Out of Context Review of The Fox and the Hound

 

Out of Context Trailer and Announcementy thing

So yeah, I’m bringing the Herbalcrackpot back very soon. To celebrate I made a trailer for Out of Context reviews (containing at least 10% new footage!)

Between now and Christmas, I’ve got some more movie and TV show discussions coming up under the guise of my stoned conspiracy theory wielding character the Herbalcrackpot starting next week with a look at the most controversial blockbuster of the summer so far: Man of Steel.

Reviews every other Monday starting next week. I say every other because I’ve got a few more projects I want to work on at the same time.

Now go forth my minions and spread the word of my videos and…stuff

Short Clips from stubagful

I’m going to start posting short clips of stuff from my videos and trailers and stuff in a shallow desperate cynical bid to get more people to pay attention to me (see at least I’m honest about being a sellout, that makes it okay 🙂 whoring my crap! Yay!)

Barney the Dinosaur “I Love you, you love me” – BACKMASKING REVEALED!

Play the song backwards and it isn’t as innocent as you’d think

I do not own Barney or the song “I Love You” its owned by PBS

Originally from “An Out of Context Review of Barney’s Great Adventure. Found here:
https://stubagful.wordpress.com/2012/05/28/325/

An Example of a Metaphor from Fifty Shades of Grey

This is one of the best selling books of all time. It contains paragraphs like this one.

Fifty Shades of Grey was written (if you can call it that) by E.L James and is published by Random House

Originally from “An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades of Grey” – a comprehensive chapter by chapter review of the book found here:

Four Imaginative ideas for Doctor Who in under a minute

Dear Mr Moffat. Please hire me, I will make the show more interesting

Originally from “He Who Moans” – a cynical Doctor Who review series
from “He Who Moans Review of the Lodger” – found here: https://stubagful.wordpress.com/2012/10/08/he-who-moans-the-lodger/

Doctor Who is a trademark of the BBC and I don’t own it