Its hastily recycled material in a desperate bid for attention time! yay!
Considering making this a He who moans sub-series
Short promo clips from longer videos for the purposes of whoring my content to a wider audience. If you like me please whore me to your friends, I need me some pimps dammit.
“A sad detective series about how sad murders are, and how murders make people feel sad”
– The logline (I assume)
MUSIC USED IS NOT MINE, IT’S FROM BROADCHURCH AND IS OWNED BY ITV
Here’s a few short things I hadn’t put on this site yet
The New Channel Trailer
This is my channel. It is a strange place filled with things that will have you asking more questions than you will end up with answers to. Why is there a giraffe in this video? Stuart, what’s that sock puppet for? That comparison you just drew made no sense. How is what you just said relevent to anything?
To which I will say: weeeell stuff like that happens a lot in my videos, you’ll have to get used to it.
Music was Burn Your Money by Alejandro Jodorowsky
How to Write Crime Fiction with Stubag
The Adventures of D.I. Roy Kincaid
How to Write Paranormal Romance with Stubag
The Passion of L’Remberly H’rl”’;
Coming soon to all “good” bookshops
I reached 1000 subscribers! ,,,,this is strange and unexpected, maybe its a sign of the apocalypse
So now its time to act on my delusions of grandeur with a whole host of dumb overblown creative endeavours!
Featuring my LetsPlayer friend kingBomBeard who lives here:
KingBomBeard the person
Land of Chocolate by Alf Clausen (Fox)
Pokemon Red/Blue music and Sound effects (Nintendo)
Ocarnia of time music (Nintendo)
Cash register – kiddpark
Bite sound – gctuk
“TateModern” by MasterOfHisOwnDomain – Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons – http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:TateModern.JPG#/media/File:TateModern.JPG
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The Land of Chocolate – Alf Clausen
My Wall – Sunn O))) (best band ever)
shiny ding – soundfxnow.com
telephone – freesound – acclivity
Hey internet! Why not waste some time watching some stupid short clips of recycled material accompanied by music! Yay! It was worth me putting these together!
To start with: The trailer for an Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades Darker
Reviewing the most vapid pop culture phenomenon in recent history Fifty Shades of Grey was one of the most trying experiences of my life as an online reviewer. So naturally the sequel was a temptation I was too weak to resist….and BOY is it a talking point!!! Never thought porn would have this much plot…especially never thought a sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey would have any plot at all let alone too much…yes I know but I couldn’t resist this one.
Music cues from the shining (warner bros)
Master and Servant by Depeche Mode (Mute Records)
THIS VIDEO NOT MADE FOR PROFIT
Next up. He Who Moans. This was the only one of my video strands without a trailer, so here it is. If you wanna share me with your friends (I’m just gonna put my rose tinted spectacles on) here’s an introduction to these cynical pieces of bile.
ALL FOOTAGE IS OWNED BY THE BBC, DOCTOR WHO IS A TRADEMARK OF THE BBC. THIS VIDEO IS NOT MADE FOR PROFIT AND NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED
And finally a stupid, grandiose big dumb general video channel trailer:
Music is In the Hall of the Mountain King – no copyright infringement intended….well duh, its one of the most famous bits of classical music ever written. No profit is being made from this video