An Out of Context Review of The Christmas that Almost Wasn’t

The Christmas that Almost Wasn’t is a film where Santa is a toothless hick squatting on land bought by a financially shrewd man with a hat and moustache who refuses to give up his hopeless destitute dream of giving presents to kids with an ill thought out ruinous financial structure. Except with a tone saying we’re meant to sympathise with Santa……fuck this movie.

NOT MINE:
Pink Room by Angelo Badalamenti (Warner Bros)
The Christmas that Almost Wasn’t is owned by Goodchild Productions Inc
Schindler’s List footage owned by Universal
I Wish it Could by Christmas Everyday by Wizzard (Warner Bros)
Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade (Polydor)
Star Wars Episode 1: the Phantom Menace (Lucasfilm/Disney)
Some Pictures

An Out of Context Review of Bernard’s Watch

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Bernard’s watch was a show about a kid given a magic watch that can stop time and it made me insanely jealous of his magic powers when I was a kid.

I apologise, I know I haven’t done this incredible show justice. Its THAT good.

NOT MINE:
Pink Room by Angelo Badalamenti (Warner Bros)
Bernard’s Watch footage used for review (owned by ITV)
Mercyful Fate by Metallica (Vertigo)
SOME PICTURES

An Out of Context Review of Big Cook Little Cook

Dopeheads have been sat around giggling at kid’s shows for decades but there’s never been a show assumedly for children specifically designed for those lazy dopeheads watching it even though they’re not supposed to….someone really commissioned this.

NOT MINE:
Pink Room by Angelo Badalamenti (Warner Bros)
Footage from Big Cook Little Cook is owned by the BBC (Used for review)
Second hand footage of Bob the Builder onwed by the BBC
Song from “Zygon: When being you just isn’t enough” – BBV Productions
Footage from Duck Tales – Disney
We’re in the Money by the Gold Diggers

An Out of Context Review of Zygon: When Being You Just isn’t enough

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WARNING: Contains poorly censored naughty bits

Doctor who is one of the longest running sci-fi TV shows in history. Zygon: When Being you just isn’t enough is an officially licenced spinoff made by an independent company in which Zygons, a Doctor Who monster, have sex with humans…….because people wanted this.

NOT MINE:
Pink Room by Angelo Badamalenti (Warner Bros)
Footage from Zygon: When being you just isn’t enough (BBV Productions)
Clips and music from Doctor Who and Doctor Who (2005) (BBC)
Super Mario bros Theme (Nintendo)
Yakkity Sax by Boots Randolph (Monument)

You can watch this whole movie here: http://www.dailymotion.com/us?ff=1&urlback=%2Fvideo%2Fxnco1r_zygon-when-being-you-just-isn-t-enough-part-1_shortfilms

An Out of Context Review of The Profit (The banned Scientology Movie)

The Profit was one of few movies banned in the land of the free. It was banned because it allegedly tells the story of Scientology in a less than flattering light. I say allegedly because they did a find and replace on the names at last minute. Watch it with me and see if it really was a threat to Scientology.

NOT MINE:
Pink Room by Angelo Badamalenti (Warner Bros)
The Profit is owned by the Human Rights Cinema Society
Clip from South Park Episode “Trapped in the Closet” (Comedy Central)
Macdonald’s 1973 Instore Training video (Macdonalds)
Money by The Flying Lizards (Virgin)
Brief clip from “Carrie” (United Arts (MGM))
“Gimme Some Money” by Spinal Tap (Polydor)
SOME PICTURES

An Out of Context Review of Pokemon the Movie 2000

Pokemon was a pop culture conspiracy that produced disturbing effects allowing for 9/11 and the invasion of Iraq. Here’s a review of the second movie to back up this wild accusation.

NOT MINE:
The Pink Room by Angelo Badalamenti (Warner Bros)
Pokemon are a trademark of Nintendo
Pokemon the Movie 2000 footage used for criticism and review (owned by Warner Bros/4Kids)
The Holy Mountain is owned by Tartan
Entry of the Gladiators Circus music – some people
Digimon Theme – Fox kids
Celebration – Kool and the Gang (Mercury)
2001 a Space Odyssey theme (Sony Classical)
Loadsa Pictures

An Out of Context Special: Is Catdog actually possible?

This week, a little experiment to see if the premise of one of the greatest children’s cartoons ever made would actually be possible.

NOT MINE:
The Pink Room by Angelo Badalamenti (Warner Bros)
Footage and theme from Catdog (Nickelodeon)
Theme from 2001 a Space Odyssey (Sony Classical)
Several Pictures

An Out of Context Review of The Fox and the Hound

The movie that told generations of kids that their friends would try and kill them when they grew up. It made me really paranoid.

MATERIAL IS USED IS FOR CRITICISM AND REVIEW (All credit given at the end)

NOT MINE:
The Pink Room by Angelo Badalamenti (Warner Bros)
Footage from The Fox and the Hound used for criticism and review and satire/parody (Disney)
Disney clips from Snow White, Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, Pocahomntas, Tangled.
A clip from Alice in Wonderland: The X rated musical fantasy (currently owned by 20th Century Fox)
Cowboys from Hell by Pantera (Atlantic)
Clip from Psycho (Universal)
Murder music from Psycho by Bernard Hermann(Universal)
Clip from Event Horizon (Paramount)
Clip from Shortbus (THINKfilm)
When you wish upon a star from Pinochio (Disney)
I’m Gonna love you just a little bit more baby by Narry White (Fox)

An Out of Context Review of Braver – a Disney Ripoff

For every major Hollywood superstar, there always has to be a criminal shister ripping them off and making a killing on the side in cheap knock offs. Such is the case with subject of recent lawsuit from Disney, Brightspark, a small British animation company selling their movies to major supermarkets that sort of look like current Disney releases. We’re here to talk about one of them: Braver (not Brave, this one’s BraveR)

(Apologies for the patchy audio, I was trying out a boom mic and…didn’t really work. I promise I’ll be good, pwease still watch me?)

MATERIAL IS USED IS FOR CRITICISM AND REVIEW (All credit given at the end)

NOT MINE:
Pink Room by Angelo Badalamenti
Braver by Brightspark Animations
Star Wars Episode 1 Title crawl (Lucasfilm)
Footage of a dog doing a poo (Youtube user popparispoplondon)

An Out of Context Review of Man of Steel

Man of Steel was a movie that came out this summer. Some people liked it and some people didn’t. I found it strange and confusing. Here is what I thought of it.

– Herbalcrackpot (movie critic and furry internet thing)

MATERIAL USED IS FOR CRITICISM AND REVIEW (Covered under fair use)

NOT MINE:
Pink Room by Angelo Badalamenti (Warner Bros.)
Stalin: Man of Steel – a feature length documentary made by the history channel
That trailer and poster for Man of Steel (Warner Bros.)
Night Fever – The Bee Gees (Reprise)
Cute little puppies from Animal Planet
Poster from Chicken Run (Aardman/Dreamworks?
The sound effect from the Dramatic Squirell Video
The Soviet Union National Anthem