If you’re reading this, you have stumbled across something awful that can never be undone.
This is the place I compile the crap I put on the internet into a sort of website thing.
If you read, listen to or watch it, good. Please tell me about it.
If you don’t, good for you. Go and do something else, like go outside, talk to people, learn how to make a cheesecake, its all good really.
I have included an FAQ because I am helpful like that:
1. Who are you?
I am Stuart, hello.
2. Why should I care?
Um…I don’t know.
3. You have stupid hair.
Correct, I do.
4. Why do you bother doing this?
Well, what else is there to do?
5. What do you actually want to get out of it?
To become a better writer and exert my creativity. And possibly encourage people with power to give me money for being creative one of these days.
6. That’s stupid and a bit delusional
Yeah I know. Still, its a hobby.
………..if you have any more questions you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
First person to correctly guess what I’m looking at in this picture gets a prize.