An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 21

The Penultimate Chapter

…and even less happens in this chapter than the last one. A very long sex scene and Ana goes to the shops…this chapter’s about double the length of ones with actual stuff happening in it for some reason.

Still, next one’s the last chapter, next time this shit ends…

NOT MINE:

plot and characters (??CITATION NEEDED??) from Fifty Shades Darker by E.L James (Random House)

Spawn the animated series theme by Shirley Williams
Shining music (Warner Bros)
Nightmare on Elm Street theme (New Line Cinema)

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He Who Moans: Doctor Who Review: Flatline

Another plesant surprise. I’m really enjoying actually being able to say “I like Doctor Who” for a change..see!! I don’t go in wanting to hate it!

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“Doctor Who attempts a rendition of the fish slapping dance”

– Stuart Hardy

ALL FOOTAGE IS USED FOR THE PURPOSES OF CRITICISM AND REVIEW ALL CREDIT IS GIVEN, DOCTOR WHO IS A TRADEMARK OF THE BBC AND I AM NOT PROFITING FROM THIS VIDEO IN ANY WAY

And now here is my artist’s conception of what this episode basically entails in a picture:

flatlineinapicture

An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 20

Two chapters left! (After this one)

So, plot’s ended, they’ve decided to get married…there is no purpose in the remaining pages being attached to this book. Yeah, even less than nothing happens in this chapter. Didn’t even know that less than nothing was actually possible.

NOT MINE:
plot and characters (??CITATION NEEDED??) from Fifty Shades Darker by E.L James (Random House)

Spawn the animated series theme by Shirley Williams
Shining music (Warner Bros)
Helpless Child by Swans (Young God Records)
Decay by Sunn o))) (Southern Lord)

He Who Moans: Doctor Who Review: Mummy on the Orient Express

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Wow….my favourite episode since Doctor’s Wife by a long shot.

“Simple but effective character driven sci-fi mystery”

– Stuart Hardy

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And now here is my artist’s conception of what this episode basically entails in a picture:

mummynutshell

An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 19

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Three chapters to go!

….and yet for some fucking reason she uses the one ending most romance authors would have the sense to use as an ending now. Just further underlining how much of a mishandled mess this franchise is. That said its kind of fascinating in its awfulness cause DAMN has she fucked up here.

NOT MINE:
plot and characters (??CITATION NEEDED??) from Fifty Shades Darker by E.L James (Random House)

Spawn the animated series theme by Shirley Williams
The Thing theme (Universal)
Dark Samus Battle by Metroid Prime 2 Soundtrack (Retro Studios)
Eastenders cliffhanger music (BBC)
Shining music (Warner Bros)
Psycho murder music by Bernard Hermann (Paramount)

He Who Moans: Doctor Who Review: Kill the Moon

If you liked Kill the Moon, fine, I don’t want to take anything about that experience away from you, but I have to be honest in what I thought about it and…well….

“A 45 minute long music video for a pretentious indie rock band”

– Stuart Hardy

ALL FOOTAGE IS USED FOR THE PURPOSES OF CRITICISM AND REVIEW ALL CREDIT IS GIVEN, DOCTOR WHO IS A TRADEMARK OF THE BBC AND I AM NOT PROFITING FROM THIS VIDEO IN ANY WAY
Not mine: That clip from Buffy (20th century Fox)
Celebration by Kool and the Gang (Mercury)

And now here is my artist’s conception of what this episode basically entails in a picture:

killthemooninanutshell

An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 18

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Apparantly the elevator scene is one of the more popular moments in this book….given how fucking preposterous it is I can see why, its literally the only sex scene in this book with something in it making it distinguishable from the other sex scenes. That being…other people around them…who don’t notice they’re having sex….this novel is set in reality.

NOT MINE:
plot and characters (??CITATION NEEDED??) from Fifty Shades Darker by E.L James (Random House)

Spawn the animated series theme by Shirley Williams
Can’t get enough of your love Babe by Barry White (20th Century Records)
Deacy by Sunn O))) (Southern Lord Records)