He Who Moans: Doctor Who Review: Time Heist

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“Fifty minutes of well constructed light and sound emmitted from a television screen”

– Stuart Hardy

ALL FOOTAGE IS USED FOR THE PURPOSES OF CRITICISM AND REVIEW ALL CREDIT IS GIVEN, DOCTOR WHO IS A TRADEMARK OF THE BBC AND I AM NOT PROFITING FROM THIS VIDEO IN ANY WAY

South Park clip owned by comedy central

And now here is my artist’s conception of what this episode basically entails in a picture:

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An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 16

Happy attempted rape chapter everybody! Yay! Its just what I wanted out of my erotic romance novel!

….I assume that’s what fans of this franchise said when they got to this bit…what the fuck are you doing E.L James?

PLEASE NOTE: I really did NOT want to have to make a video discussing rape, least of all in what is ostensibly a comedy video, it just jumped out of nowhere cause I’m doing a book review and I’m just not a serious enough person for this subject. I hope I’ve been sensitive about this incredibly heavy topic and if you’ve been offended by this video just know I’m very sorry. Rape is a serious subject that ought to be discussed by people who actually know what the fuck they’re talking about….blame this book! It made me do it!

NOT MINE:
plot and characters (??CITATION NEEDED??) from Fifty Shades Darker by E.L James (Random House)

Spawn the animated series theme by Shirley Williams
The Shining music (Warner)
Clip from South Park (Comedy Central)
ET theme (Universal)
“I Just can’t wait to be king” from The Lion King (Disney)

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Musics were:
The Land of Chocolate – Alf Clausen
My Wall – Sunn O))) (best band ever)
Soundz were:
shiny ding – soundfxnow.com
telephone – freesound – acclivity

I was on the 5 Who Fans podcast. Here it is

Hey guys! Would you like to hear me talking about Into the Dalek, Robot of Sherwood and Listen less coherently (well, more for Listen, and even then I succeeded in say literally nothing of consequence) with two other people who are much more articulate than me? Well now you can! I showed up on the 5 Who Fans (5WF) podcast to do some of my mildly distracting grunting with the wonderful Richard BBrookes and Billy Treacy.

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He Who Moans: Let’s Ruin Doctor Who: Listen with childish observations and patronising music! :-D

Listen has been incredibly divisive and since I started a Doctor Who reviews series in the first place I’m now expected to wade into the quagmire of insult slinging going on at the moment….I don’t like doing what’s expected of me. So I didn’t.

Please enjoy my attempt to completely ruin every talking point Listen presents with increasingly childish observations and silly music because I don’t give enough of a shit to get into arguments about it!

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“It’s like skimmed milk”

– Stuart Hardy

If you expected my honest opinion, you should’ve been paying attention stupid :p

Now here’s the episode in a picture

reviewoflisteninapictureALL FOOTAGE IS USED FOR THE PURPOSES OF CRITICISM AND REVIEW (SORT OF, ITS MORE SATIRE/PARODY THIS WEEK) ALL CREDIT IS GIVEN, DOCTOR WHO IS A TRADEMARK OF THE BBC AND I AM NOT PROFITING FROM THIS VIDEO IN ANY WAY
OTHER NOT MINES:
Intermission song from Monty Python & the Holy Grail (EMI)
The scary noises by Dale Pendlebury found here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXOs3xQYBlM

An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 15

So we’re back to the same old absolutely fuck all happening….aaaaand then THAT cliffhanger happens…..you have to be very VERY good to be able to deal with such a sensitive topic as this one and just….she’s in the middle of the fucking pacific ocean, that is how out of her depth E.L James is on this one.

plot and characters (??CITATION NEEDED??) from Fifty Shades Darker by E.L James (Random House)

Music:

Spawn the animated series theme by Shirley Williams
The Shining music (Warner)
I’m Gonna Love you Just a Little Bit More Baby by Barry White (20th Century Records)
Left Bank Two by the Noveltones (??)

He Who Moans: Doctor Who Review: Robot of Sherwood (and the Gatiss showrunner question)

Given Gatiss’ name keeps being mentioned in connection with the “who’s gonna succeed Moffat?” question, I found this mutated into a much longer video than I expected. Cause while I really like Mark Gatiss – and I liked this episode incidentally – I really, reeeeally don’t think he’s the right guy for this particular job.

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“The Doctor Who equivalent of Nyan cat – not a lot to it but it at least works”

Stuart Hardy

ALL FOOTAGE IS USED FOR THE PURPOSES OF CRITICISM AND REVIEW, ALL CREDIT IS GIVEN, DOCTOR WHO IS A TRADEMARK OF THE BBC AND I AM NOT PROFITING FROM THIS VIDEO IN ANY WAY

And now here is my artist’s conception of what this episode basically entails in a picture:

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