An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 12

This chapter was nearly 50 pages long. Literally NOTHING happens in any of it except the last fucking sentence. This was the longest, dullest most tedious load of shite I have ever read, and that includes the last book and that’s saying a lot.

BUT!! Stay tuned, this is the cliffhanger we’ve all been waiting for and a tease that next chapter: SOMETHING IS ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN!!

plot and characters (??CITATION NEEDED??) from Fifty Shades Darker by E.L James (Random House)


Spawn the animated series theme by Shirley Williams
The Shining music (Warner)
Closer by Nine Inch Nails (Nothing/Interscope)
Onwards!/I Am the Doctor by Murray Gold (BBC)



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