He Who Moans: Doctor Who Review: Deep Breath

Bit late I know. Still its in depth and twice as long as I expected it to be.

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Summation:

“It had a dinosaur in it so it was okay I guess”

Stuart Hardy

ALL FOOTAGE IS USED FOR THE PURPOSES OF CRITICISM AND REVIEW, ALL CREDIT IS GIVEN, DOCTOR WHO IS A TRADEMARK OF THE BBC AND I AM NOT PROFITING FROM THIS VIDEO IN ANY WAY

And now here is my artist’s conception of what this episode basically entails in a picture:

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An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 12

This chapter was nearly 50 pages long. Literally NOTHING happens in any of it except the last fucking sentence. This was the longest, dullest most tedious load of shite I have ever read, and that includes the last book and that’s saying a lot.

BUT!! Stay tuned, this is the cliffhanger we’ve all been waiting for and a tease that next chapter: SOMETHING IS ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN!!

plot and characters (??CITATION NEEDED??) from Fifty Shades Darker by E.L James (Random House)

Music:

Spawn the animated series theme by Shirley Williams
The Shining music (Warner)
Closer by Nine Inch Nails (Nothing/Interscope)
Onwards!/I Am the Doctor by Murray Gold (BBC)

 

He Who Moans: Doctor Who Reviews: Every Moffat penned episode from 1999-2013

So: season 8 starts soon and I’m highly likely to make some controversial videos and have had people projecting bias and agenda onto me before, so I decided a concise episode by episode review of every incidence of our showrunner’s name appearing as the head writing credit (bar some uninteresting minisodes) from his first one until present at time of release so we all have clarity on what my actual opinion of Moffat’s Doctor who is. This actually came out a lot more positive than I was expecting though the point he lost me is a lot clearer now I’ve laid it all out.

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Click to see full size!

Why not send me your own Moffatian line graph, or perhaps a pie chart of enjoyableness of his episodes, or express your opinion on his era with a complicated equation of some sort.

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An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades Darker Chapters 11

This chapter, I had the piece of my brain responsible for logical reasoning removed. I still have a better fucking sense of logic than the absolute dumbest two characters in the entire history of recorded fiction. Seriously, Roald Dhal’s the Twits are fucking Einstein compared to these people.

NOT MINE:
plot and characters (??CITATION NEEDED??) from Fifty Shades Darker by E.L James (Random House)

Music:

Spawn the animated series theme by Shirley Williams
The Shining music (Warner)
Alf Clausen – The Land of Chocolate (Rhino Records)

He Who Moans: Ace: A Doctor Who Companion Retrospective

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Just before the show was dragged kicking and screaming off the air it introduced probably the most deep and complex companion/Doctor relationship in the Seventh Doctor and Ace. She also smashed things, exploded stuff and shot a Dalek in the face with a rocket launcher

Needless to say: she’s my favourite Doctor Who companion.

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An Illustrated Review of Fifty Shades Darker Chapters 9 + 10

I missed a couple of weeks so here’s two for the price of one.

CHAPTER 9

Before you ask…look nothing fucking happened in this chapter again, I need something slightly interesting to look at while editing this crap

NOT MINE:
plot and characters (??CITATION NEEDED??) from Fifty Shades Darker by E.L James (Random House)

Music:

Spawn the animated series theme by Shirley Williams
A Nightmare on Elm Street theme (New Line Cinema)
Sin Nanna by Sunn o))) (Southern Lord)
Music cue from “The Chimes of Midnight” (Bigfinish)
Chopin Prelude E.Minor (op 28. no.4) (EMI)
The Shining music (Warner)
Blood hittingwindow sound effect – Rock-Savage @ freesound.com

CHAPTER 10

So…after running away to a boat for one day after their home being invaded by Christian’s crazy gun wielding ex who stole Ana’s car. They decide to….go home again…still not having called the police…I really, really didn’t expect to have to be explaining what police are and why you should call them if scary crap like this happens. What the fuck E.L James?

NOT MINE:
plot and characters (??CITATION NEEDED??) from Fifty Shades Darker by E.L James (Random House)

Music:

Spawn the animated series theme by Shirley Williams
The Shining music (Warner)
Alf Clausen – The Land of Chocolate (Rhino Records)
Closer by Nine Inch Nails (Nothing/Interscope)
Blood hittingwindow sound effect – Rock-Savage @ freesound.com

He Who Moans: Doctor Who Review: The Space Pirates

Recently I was granted the honour of being invited to a private screening of the newly recovered missing episodes of the classic Doctor Who serial: The Space Pirates! Missing for 45 years and soon to be released on DVD. And wow is the reappraisal of this one gonna be a huge talking point!